Drinks Menu

JOIN THE MAFIA

Le Milieu Vert £10.00

Roku, Midori, Chartreuse, Citric Acid, Basil
After a run-in with an opposing mafia boss, you really appreciate the sweet scent of green grass after a light rain. Short, Sharp, Bold, and Basil.
Black Forest Old Fashioned £11.00

Cabal.1513 Rum, Cherry Brandy, PX Sherry, Cherry Bitters
Mob, Gang, Crew, Syndicate, Ring, Conspiracy. They have many names for us.... We prefer Cabal. This rich velvety offering is best enjoyed with a Mafia of your own. Dry rum, sherry, cherry.
The Other Rob Roy £10.00

Pineapple Infused Monkey Shoulder, Antica Formula, Angostura, Mandarin Bitters
Traditionally the Rob Roy cocktail can be served Sweet, Dry, or Perfect... Or in this case Pineapple. Like the historic mafioso, this wee tipple is Bold, Strong, Fiercely Scot(chy)ish... but with Pineapple!
Blood on the Ground £10.00

Johnnie Walker Black, Cherry, Acidulated OJ, Orange Bitters, Laphroaig
Spilling blood can leave a sour taste in your mouth, and a lingering smoke in the air. Instead of violence, enjoy this harmony of orange, cherry, blended malts and Islay smokiness.
I Oughta Choke You £10.50

El Suefio Reposado, Cynar, Yellow Chartreuse, Lime, Agave
Move over margarita, this straight up libation is here to take out the tequila competition. Rested tequila, bolstered by complex verdancy, with a baseline of lively lime.
Deal's gone Sour £10.00

Ramsbury Single Estate Gin, Cointreau, Lemon, Sugar Rim
Sometimes in life things don't always work out the way you want. What's in the glass is sour but look around the rim and you'll find some sweetness. You must take the sweet with the sour.

TIKI TIKI TIKI

Don Bioleiti £10.50

Brugal Extra Viejo, Giffard Triple Sec, Velvet Falernum, Vanilla, Orange, Lemon
Just like the Don's Retirement, laze away the day with a smooth sweet drink in hand. Rum and OJ perfected with a balance of vanilla, lemon, amaretto. Hakuna Matata.
Smoky Colada £10.50

Quiquiriqui, El Dorado 3, Adriatico Blanco, Lime, Bristol Coconut & Pineapple
Although at first look you'll think this drink has lost all connection to it's heritage, you'll enjoy the extra challenge this touch of Mexico brings.
Man Goes for a Tropical Vacation £10.50

Don Q 151, Dead Man's Fingers Mango, Rum 66, Adriatico Blanco, Mango, Orange, Lime Sherbert, Tiki Bitters
An absolute shock to the senses, you could take a sip, catch a plane, and still be discovering flavours when you land in paradise. It's pretty fly for a Mai Tai. Sweet, tangy, and everything tropical.
Rise & Shine £11.00

Ramsbury Vodka, Bristol Passionfruit, Pineapple, Apple, Raspberries
In need of inspiration? Choosing this drink is always a bright idea. Fruity goodness so delightful you'll forget there's booze in it.
Caribbean Christmas £11.00

Don Q Cristal, Don Q 151, Adriatico Amaretio, Pineapple, Lemon, Bristol Coconut & Pineapple, Giffard Blue Curacao
Move over margarita, this straight up libation is here to take out the tequila competition. Rested tequila, bolstered by complex verdancy, with a baseline of lively lime.
Swimming with the Fishes £19.50

Don Q Afiejo, Don Q Gold, Aluna Peach & Pamela, Apple, Lemon, Grapefruit, Sugar
Rum punch your stress in the face with this sharing cocktail. Aged and gold rum dance around this vivacious fruit combo.

SNITCHES GET STITCHES

A Bullet to the Head £11.00

Maker's Mark, Apassimento Reduction, Orange Bitters
This bullet's on parade, killing your pain in the name of, not believin the lies that they're telling ya. Rage against the regular old fashioned recipe, be a renegade of drink..
Pixie Lost £10.00

Edinburgh Gin Classic, Hendricks Absinthe, Blue Curacao, Lime, Honey
Lost your pixie? Feeling Blue? Does it seem like the menu is glowing? This boozy blue oblation is not for the faint of heart. Anise, caraway, vanilla, spirited wormwood.
Citizen Cane £11.00

Glenfiddich Fire & Cane, Select Aperitivo, Amaro Montenegro, Citric Acid
An experimental drink, starting with an experimental whisky. Peated malts casked in bourbon, Latin rum barrels, mingled with a bold bittersweet aperitif, light floral amaro, tingling touch of acid.
Sun & Life £10.50

Ginarte, Napoleon Mandarin, Discarded Cascara, Orange Bitters
Like the fiercely independent Frida Khalo who's face the bottle dons, Ginarte dares to be different. Hibiscus, elderflower, mountain pine botanicals, delicately complimented by mandarin cognac.
Smoke Break £10.50

Laphroaig 10, White Wine, Apple Juice, Honey, Lemon
All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once... Will you walk out of here alive? We dare you to try.
Keg in the Head £20.00

Ketel One Vodka, Campervan Brewery Mimosa, Orange, Lemon
Open head, insert alcohol, get twist-turned upside down, like a can of campervan mimosa. Fruity, juicy, sweet, just the right amount of fizz. Better than a mimosa, big enough to fill yer head. (Drink Responsibly)

LET'S DANCE

You're One in a Melon! £10.00

Whitley Neil Watermelon & Kiwi, Antica Formula, Watermelon, Cranberry, Lemon, Foaming Bitters, Bristol Watermelon
Fresh, fruity sweetness leads into vibrant aromatic vermouth, a touch of tartness to finish. What are we doing tonight? Let's dance!
La Cosa Nostra £10.00

JJ Whitley Rhubarb Vodka, Lemon Curd, Lime, Edinburgh Gin Strawberry & Pink Peppercorn Liqueur
Would you like some candy? We might just have the drink for you. Sweet meets sour in the most delicious way.
El Solero £10.00

Bacardi Cuatro, Licor 43, Orange, Bristol Passionfruit, Lime, Vanilla
A passionate fruity concoction, reminiscent of your favourite ice-cream. Made to satisfy the kid in all of us. El Solero is one cool customer.
Burlesque Martini £10.00

Absolut Passionfruit, Havana 3, Pineapple Juice, Bristol Passionfruit, Lime
This Edinburgh tried and tested classic has always had room for improvement.... Until now... We present our favourite pornstar mixup.
Pinky & The Brain £10.00

Hendricks, St.Germain, Lime, Raspberries, Cucumber, Aquafaba
Fresh, Vibrant, Floral, it is pink and it will go straight to your head, you just won't know it.
Crème Brûlée Espresso Martini £10.00

Stoli Vanilla, Fair Café, Espresso, Gifford Crème Brillee
For the Espresso Martini fans who skipped dessert, this perky number will keep you fleet footed for the night, Rich Dark sugar sweetness.

OLDIES BUT GOLDIES

Negroni Spritz £10.50

Portobello Gin, Select Aperitivo, Lillet Rose, Miao Prosecco
A long, dry, refreshing twist on our favourite classic spritz. You'll be bitter once it's gone. With only boozy ingredients, it's like a knuckle-duster to the liver.
The Tommy Gun £10.00

Patron Silver Tequila, Ojo de Tigre Mezcal, Lime, Smoked Saline, Gifford Agave
Like the tommy gun, this thirst quencher packs a solid blowback, and you'll wish you could fire through rounds as quickly as the tommy gun clears its magazine. Short, Sweet, Sour, Smoky, Salty.
The Five Families £11.00

Wemyss Spice King, Lemon, Sugar, Plum Bitters, Foaming Bitters, Red Wine
Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese, and Lucchese. Each family gets a slice of New York. Can you be the boss of the bosses, it Capo di Tutti i Capi? Blended spiced scotch rules this NY Sour twist.
The Marie Antoinette £10.00

Chambord, Crystal Head Vodka, Gifford Creme de cacao, Pineapple, Chocolate Bitters, Raspberries
Although the classic French Martini may seem an already perfected classic, a touch of chocolate rounds off the vibrant fruitiness. Let us eat cake!
Fresh Start £10.00

Whitley Neil Aloe & Cucumber, Lime, Mint, Celery Bitters
Escape the city smog, this short sharp succulent refreshment will revitalise your inner being. Aloe is known for being healthy on the outside, why not the inside too?
Grape Sour £10.50

Naked Malt, Grape Syrup, Lemon, Angostura Bitters, Aquafaba
With the confidence this Naked Malt sour gives, you too could achieve grapeness! Be grapeful for the good things in life! Not all heroes wear grapes, this one does! You'll be grapeful you tried it! Have a grape day.

TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE

Rapple Pie £10.00

Matusalem Afiejo, Calvados, House Apple Pie Syrup, Milk
Looking for a winter warmer? Prefer your desserts in liquid form? Look no further! Wood-Spiced rum, with sweet pastry apple brandy notes. Rich, creamy, winter spiced
El Peno £10.00

Olmeca Tequila, Edinburgh Orange blossom and Mandarin Liqueur, Grapefruit, Lime, Jalapeno Syrup
Tequila, spice and everything nice, with secret ingredient grapefruit. This spicy potion will put some mojo jojo in your step.
I'll See You In Bell £10.50

Crystal Head Onyx, Yellow Chartreuse, Red Bell Pepper, Lime, Chilli Oil
A deathly dangerous blend of tequila &vodka straight from the devil's backbar, vegetal notes, red bell pepper, with a touch of chilli oil to bring hell's heat to earth!
The Aelder Stag £10.50

Jagermeister Cold-Brew, Aelder, Lemon, Aquafaba
Jager like you've never tasted it before, combined with Aelder's botanical, elderberry, scotch infusion. Served sour-style, but best enjoyed by those with a complex sweet tooth.
Eden's Fall £10.00

Arette Blanco, Mezcal Union, Sour Apple, Cloudy Apple, Agave, Lime
There is a serpent with an apple.... Do you dare eat from the tree of knowledge? This unholy union of tequila and mezcal, paired with the forbidden fruit. Fresh smoke rises, sin tastes so sweet.
Follow the Breadcrumbs... £10.00

Puerto de Indias Pink Gin, Cloudy Apple, Gifford Creme de Cacao, Bombay Bramble, Bristol Raspberry, Lemon, Chocolate Bitters
Take a stroll through the thickets, you may stumble upon Hansel & Gretel in this black forest... Beware the prickly bramble bushes.

STAYING SOBER TODAY?

Would you like to enjoy your favourite classic, but need to drive or are just not feeling the booze tonight? Hopefully this will live up to the real deal!

Alcohol free Negroni £6.50

Lyres Dry London, Lyres Aperitif Rosso, Lyres Italian Orange
Alcohol free Italian Spritz £6.50

Lyres Italian Spritz, Fever Tree Grape and Apricot Soda
Alcohol free Espresso Martini £6.50

Lyres Coffee Liquor, Chocolate Cookie, Coffee
Alcohol free Berry Mojito £6.50

Lyres White Cane, Berries, Mint, Sugar
Alcohol free Pornstar £6.50

Bristol Passionfruit, Passionfruit Juice, Pineapple Juice, Lime

PUP-TAILS

Served frozen to refresh your fluffy friend

El Melone £3.50

Melon and Pineapple
The Dogfather £3.50

Strawberry and Blueberry

DRAUGHT BEER

Pilot Lager pint £5.50 / half £2.85
Pilot IPA pint £6.00 / half £3.00
Pilot rotational line Please ask staff
Campervan Leith Juice pint £5.50 / half £2.85
Williams Bros Birds and Bees pint £5.00 / half £2.50

CIDER

Thistly Cross Original £5.00
Thistly Cross Strawberry £5.50
Thistly Cross Scottish Berries £5.50

CANS

Pilot Peach Melba £5.00
Pilot Imperial Ale £12.50
Pilot Blonde £5.00
Pilot Vienna Pal £5.00
Pilot Philly Sour £5.00
Campervan Mimosa Sour £5.00
Campervan Hoppy Botanist £5.00
Campervan Deck Beer £5.00
Campervan Leith Porter £5.00
Campervan Bear Country £5.00
Williams Bros El Perro Negro £4.50
Williams Bros Ten Cents £4.50
Williams Bros Profanity Stout £5.00
Williams Bros Roisin £5.00
Williams Bros Cesar Augustus £4.50

LOW ALCOHOL BEER

Tempest Slight of Hand Pale 0.5% £4.50
Piston Head Lager 0.5% £4.00
Big Drop Citra IPA 0.5% £4.50

CAN AND A DRAM

Pick a can, add a dram, save some bucks.

BRONZE £4.00

Ardbeg Wee Beastie 5
Arran 10
Benromach 10
Crabbies 12
Dewars Mezcal cask
Glenlivet 12
Kingsbarns Dream to Dram
Makers Mark Bourbon
Rum & Cake
Slane Irish Whiskey
Spearhead Grain Whisky
Wemyss Peat Chimney
SILVER £5.00

Benriach The Smoky Twelve
Benriach The Twelve
Cabal No 1513 Aged Rum
Edradour 10
Glenfiddich Project XX
Glenglassaugh Evolution
Glenrothes Whisky Makers Cut
Kilchoman
Machir Bay
Ledaig 10

GOLD £6.00

Ailsa Bay
El Dorado 15 Rum
Tullibardine 15
PLATINUM £7.00

Glendronach 15
Woodford Double Oaked Bourbon
SAPPHIRE £8.00

Aberlour A'bunadh
Tamdhu 15
DIAMOND £9.00

Bowmore 18
Glen Scotia 18
VIBRANIUM £10.00

Bunnahabhain 18
Glendronach 21
Glenfarclas 25
Highland Park 18

WINE AND SPARKLING

WHITE
Miao Pino Grigio 175ml £5.50 / 250ml £8.00 / Bottle £23.00
La Poderosa Viognier 175ml £6.50 / 250ml £9.50 / Bottle £29.00
Granbazan Albarino Bottle £40.00

RED
Domini Venti Appassimento 175ml £6.00 / 250ml £9.00 / Bottle £27.00
Blue boy Shiraz 175ml £7.00 / 250ml £10.00 / Bottle £29.00
Light My Fire Bottle £40.00

ROSE
Routas Rose 175ml £7.00 / 250ml £10.00 / Bottle £29.00

SPARKLING
Miao Prosecco 125ml £6.00 / Bottle £35.00
Maillart Platine Brut Bottle £85.00

SOFT DRINKS

Fritz Kola £3.30
Fritz Kola Sugar Free £3.00
Fritz Kola Coffee £3.30
Fritz Orange £3.30
Fritz Lemon £3.30
Fritz Misch Masch £3.30
Paisley Lemon & Lime Soda £3.20
Paisley Raspberry Lemonade £3.20
Paisley Rhubarb Cream Soda £3.20
Paisley Strawberry Snowball £3.20

MIXERS

Fever Tree Indian Tonic £2.50
Fever Tree Light Tonic £2.20
Fever Tree Light Mediterranean £2.20
Fever Tree Blood Orange Soda £2.20
Fever Tree Grape and Apricot Soda £2.20
Fever Tree Light Ginger Ale £2.20
Fever Tree Light Ginger Beer £2.20
Fever Tree Light Madagascan Cola £2.20