Drinks Menu

JOIN THE MAFIA

  • Le Milieu Vert £10.00

    Roku, Midori, Chartreuse, Citric Acid, Basil
    After a run-in with an opposing mafia boss, you really appreciate the sweet scent of green grass after a light rain. Short, Sharp, Bold, and Basil.

  • Black Forest Old Fashioned £11.00

    Cabal.1513 Rum, Cherry Brandy, PX Sherry, Cherry Bitters
    Mob, Gang, Crew, Syndicate, Ring, Conspiracy. They have many names for us.... We prefer Cabal. This rich velvety offering is best enjoyed with a Mafia of your own. Dry rum, sherry, cherry.

  • The Other Rob Roy £10.00

    Pineapple Infused Monkey Shoulder, Antica Formula, Angostura, Mandarin Bitters
    Traditionally the Rob Roy cocktail can be served Sweet, Dry, or Perfect... Or in this case Pineapple. Like the historic mafioso, this wee tipple is Bold, Strong, Fiercely Scot(chy)ish... but with Pineapple!

  • Blood on the Ground £10.00

    Johnnie Walker Black, Cherry, Acidulated OJ, Orange Bitters, Laphroaig
    Spilling blood can leave a sour taste in your mouth, and a lingering smoke in the air. Instead of violence, enjoy this harmony of orange, cherry, blended malts and Islay smokiness.

  • I Oughta Choke You £10.50

    El Suefio Reposado, Cynar, Yellow Chartreuse, Lime, Agave
    Move over margarita, this straight up libation is here to take out the tequila competition. Rested tequila, bolstered by complex verdancy, with a baseline of lively lime.

  • Deal's gone Sour £10.00

    Ramsbury Single Estate Gin, Cointreau, Lemon, Sugar Rim
    Sometimes in life things don't always work out the way you want. What's in the glass is sour but look around the rim and you'll find some sweetness. You must take the sweet with the sour.

TIKI TIKI TIKI

  • Don Bioleiti £10.50

    Brugal Extra Viejo, Giffard Triple Sec, Velvet Falernum, Vanilla, Orange, Lemon
    Just like the Don's Retirement, laze away the day with a smooth sweet drink in hand. Rum and OJ perfected with a balance of vanilla, lemon, amaretto. Hakuna Matata.

  • Smoky Colada £10.50

    Quiquiriqui, El Dorado 3, Adriatico Blanco, Lime, Bristol Coconut & Pineapple
    Although at first look you'll think this drink has lost all connection to it's heritage, you'll enjoy the extra challenge this touch of Mexico brings.

  • Man Goes for a Tropical Vacation £10.50

    Don Q 151, Dead Man's Fingers Mango, Rum 66, Adriatico Blanco, Mango, Orange, Lime Sherbert, Tiki Bitters
    An absolute shock to the senses, you could take a sip, catch a plane, and still be discovering flavours when you land in paradise. It's pretty fly for a Mai Tai. Sweet, tangy, and everything tropical.

  • Rise & Shine £11.00

    Ramsbury Vodka, Bristol Passionfruit, Pineapple, Apple, Raspberries
    In need of inspiration? Choosing this drink is always a bright idea. Fruity goodness so delightful you'll forget there's booze in it.

  • Caribbean Christmas £11.00

    Don Q Cristal, Don Q 151, Adriatico Amaretio, Pineapple, Lemon, Bristol Coconut & Pineapple, Giffard Blue Curacao
    Move over margarita, this straight up libation is here to take out the tequila competition. Rested tequila, bolstered by complex verdancy, with a baseline of lively lime.

  • Swimming with the Fishes £19.50

    Don Q Afiejo, Don Q Gold, Aluna Peach & Pamela, Apple, Lemon, Grapefruit, Sugar
    Rum punch your stress in the face with this sharing cocktail. Aged and gold rum dance around this vivacious fruit combo.

SNITCHES GET STITCHES

  • A Bullet to the Head £11.00

    Maker's Mark, Apassimento Reduction, Orange Bitters
    This bullet's on parade, killing your pain in the name of, not believin the lies that they're telling ya. Rage against the regular old fashioned recipe, be a renegade of drink..

  • Pixie Lost £10.00

    Edinburgh Gin Classic, Hendricks Absinthe, Blue Curacao, Lime, Honey
    Lost your pixie? Feeling Blue? Does it seem like the menu is glowing? This boozy blue oblation is not for the faint of heart. Anise, caraway, vanilla, spirited wormwood.

  • Citizen Cane £11.00

    Glenfiddich Fire & Cane, Select Aperitivo, Amaro Montenegro, Citric Acid
    An experimental drink, starting with an experimental whisky. Peated malts casked in bourbon, Latin rum barrels, mingled with a bold bittersweet aperitif, light floral amaro, tingling touch of acid.

  • Sun & Life £10.50

    Ginarte, Napoleon Mandarin, Discarded Cascara, Orange Bitters
    Like the fiercely independent Frida Khalo who's face the bottle dons, Ginarte dares to be different. Hibiscus, elderflower, mountain pine botanicals, delicately complimented by mandarin cognac.

  • Smoke Break £10.50

    Laphroaig 10, White Wine, Apple Juice, Honey, Lemon
    All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once... Will you walk out of here alive? We dare you to try.

  • Keg in the Head £20.00

    Ketel One Vodka, Campervan Brewery Mimosa, Orange, Lemon
    Open head, insert alcohol, get twist-turned upside down, like a can of campervan mimosa. Fruity, juicy, sweet, just the right amount of fizz. Better than a mimosa, big enough to fill yer head. (Drink Responsibly)

LET'S DANCE

  • You're One in a Melon! £10.00

    Whitley Neil Watermelon & Kiwi, Antica Formula, Watermelon, Cranberry, Lemon, Foaming Bitters, Bristol Watermelon
    Fresh, fruity sweetness leads into vibrant aromatic vermouth, a touch of tartness to finish. What are we doing tonight? Let's dance!

  • La Cosa Nostra £10.00

    JJ Whitley Rhubarb Vodka, Lemon Curd, Lime, Edinburgh Gin Strawberry & Pink Peppercorn Liqueur
    Would you like some candy? We might just have the drink for you. Sweet meets sour in the most delicious way.

  • El Solero £10.00

    Bacardi Cuatro, Licor 43, Orange, Bristol Passionfruit, Lime, Vanilla
    A passionate fruity concoction, reminiscent of your favourite ice-cream. Made to satisfy the kid in all of us. El Solero is one cool customer.

  • Burlesque Martini £10.00

    Absolut Passionfruit, Havana 3, Pineapple Juice, Bristol Passionfruit, Lime
    This Edinburgh tried and tested classic has always had room for improvement.... Until now... We present our favourite pornstar mixup.

  • Pinky & The Brain £10.00

    Hendricks, St.Germain, Lime, Raspberries, Cucumber, Aquafaba
    Fresh, Vibrant, Floral, it is pink and it will go straight to your head, you just won't know it.

  • Crème Brûlée Espresso Martini £10.00

    Stoli Vanilla, Fair Café, Espresso, Gifford Crème Brillee
    For the Espresso Martini fans who skipped dessert, this perky number will keep you fleet footed for the night, Rich Dark sugar sweetness.

OLDIES BUT GOLDIES

  • Negroni Spritz £10.50

    Portobello Gin, Select Aperitivo, Lillet Rose, Miao Prosecco
    A long, dry, refreshing twist on our favourite classic spritz. You'll be bitter once it's gone. With only boozy ingredients, it's like a knuckle-duster to the liver.

  • The Tommy Gun £10.00

    Patron Silver Tequila, Ojo de Tigre Mezcal, Lime, Smoked Saline, Gifford Agave
    Like the tommy gun, this thirst quencher packs a solid blowback, and you'll wish you could fire through rounds as quickly as the tommy gun clears its magazine. Short, Sweet, Sour, Smoky, Salty.

  • The Five Families £11.00

    Wemyss Spice King, Lemon, Sugar, Plum Bitters, Foaming Bitters, Red Wine
    Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese, and Lucchese. Each family gets a slice of New York. Can you be the boss of the bosses, it Capo di Tutti i Capi? Blended spiced scotch rules this NY Sour twist.

  • The Marie Antoinette £10.00

    Chambord, Crystal Head Vodka, Gifford Creme de cacao, Pineapple, Chocolate Bitters, Raspberries
    Although the classic French Martini may seem an already perfected classic, a touch of chocolate rounds off the vibrant fruitiness. Let us eat cake!

  • Fresh Start £10.00

    Whitley Neil Aloe & Cucumber, Lime, Mint, Celery Bitters
    Escape the city smog, this short sharp succulent refreshment will revitalise your inner being. Aloe is known for being healthy on the outside, why not the inside too?

  • Grape Sour £10.50

    Naked Malt, Grape Syrup, Lemon, Angostura Bitters, Aquafaba
    With the confidence this Naked Malt sour gives, you too could achieve grapeness! Be grapeful for the good things in life! Not all heroes wear grapes, this one does! You'll be grapeful you tried it! Have a grape day.

TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE

  • Rapple Pie £10.00

    Matusalem Afiejo, Calvados, House Apple Pie Syrup, Milk
    Looking for a winter warmer? Prefer your desserts in liquid form? Look no further! Wood-Spiced rum, with sweet pastry apple brandy notes. Rich, creamy, winter spiced

  • El Peno £10.00

    Olmeca Tequila, Edinburgh Orange blossom and Mandarin Liqueur, Grapefruit, Lime, Jalapeno Syrup
    Tequila, spice and everything nice, with secret ingredient grapefruit. This spicy potion will put some mojo jojo in your step.

  • I'll See You In Bell £10.50

    Crystal Head Onyx, Yellow Chartreuse, Red Bell Pepper, Lime, Chilli Oil
    A deathly dangerous blend of tequila &vodka straight from the devil's backbar, vegetal notes, red bell pepper, with a touch of chilli oil to bring hell's heat to earth!

  • The Aelder Stag £10.50

    Jagermeister Cold-Brew, Aelder, Lemon, Aquafaba
    Jager like you've never tasted it before, combined with Aelder's botanical, elderberry, scotch infusion. Served sour-style, but best enjoyed by those with a complex sweet tooth.

  • Eden's Fall £10.00

    Arette Blanco, Mezcal Union, Sour Apple, Cloudy Apple, Agave, Lime
    There is a serpent with an apple.... Do you dare eat from the tree of knowledge? This unholy union of tequila and mezcal, paired with the forbidden fruit. Fresh smoke rises, sin tastes so sweet.

  • Follow the Breadcrumbs... £10.00

    Puerto de Indias Pink Gin, Cloudy Apple, Gifford Creme de Cacao, Bombay Bramble, Bristol Raspberry, Lemon, Chocolate Bitters
    Take a stroll through the thickets, you may stumble upon Hansel & Gretel in this black forest... Beware the prickly bramble bushes.

STAYING SOBER TODAY?

Would you like to enjoy your favourite classic, but need to drive or are just not feeling the booze tonight? Hopefully this will live up to the real deal!

  • Alcohol free Negroni £6.50

    Lyres Dry London, Lyres Aperitif Rosso, Lyres Italian Orange

  • Alcohol free Italian Spritz £6.50

    Lyres Italian Spritz, Fever Tree Grape and Apricot Soda

  • Alcohol free Espresso Martini £6.50

    Lyres Coffee Liquor, Chocolate Cookie, Coffee

  • Alcohol free Berry Mojito £6.50

    Lyres White Cane, Berries, Mint, Sugar

  • Alcohol free Pornstar £6.50

    Bristol Passionfruit, Passionfruit Juice, Pineapple Juice, Lime

PUP-TAILS

Served frozen to refresh your fluffy friend

  • El Melone £3.50

    Melon and Pineapple

  • The Dogfather £3.50

    Strawberry and Blueberry

DRAUGHT BEER

  • Pilot Lager pint £5.50 / half £2.85
  • Pilot IPA pint £6.00 / half £3.00
  • Pilot rotational line Please ask staff
  • Campervan Leith Juice pint £5.50 / half £2.85
  • Williams Bros Birds and Bees pint £5.00 / half £2.50

CIDER

  • Thistly Cross Original £5.00
  • Thistly Cross Strawberry £5.50
  • Thistly Cross Scottish Berries £5.50

CANS

  • Pilot Peach Melba £5.00
  • Pilot Imperial Ale £12.50
  • Pilot Blonde £5.00
  • Pilot Vienna Pal £5.00
  • Pilot Philly Sour £5.00
  • Campervan Mimosa Sour £5.00
  • Campervan Hoppy Botanist £5.00
  • Campervan Deck Beer £5.00
  • Campervan Leith Porter £5.00
  • Campervan Bear Country £5.00
  • Williams Bros El Perro Negro £4.50
  • Williams Bros Ten Cents £4.50
  • Williams Bros Profanity Stout £5.00
  • Williams Bros Roisin £5.00
  • Williams Bros Cesar Augustus £4.50

LOW ALCOHOL BEER

  • Tempest Slight of Hand Pale 0.5% £4.50
  • Piston Head Lager 0.5% £4.00
  • Big Drop Citra IPA 0.5% £4.50

CAN AND A DRAM

Pick a can, add a dram, save some bucks.

  • BRONZE £4.00

    Ardbeg Wee Beastie 5
    Arran 10
    Benromach 10
    Crabbies 12
    Dewars Mezcal cask
    Glenlivet 12
    Kingsbarns Dream to Dram
    Makers Mark Bourbon
    Rum & Cake
    Slane Irish Whiskey
    Spearhead Grain Whisky
    Wemyss Peat Chimney

  • SILVER £5.00

    Benriach The Smoky Twelve
    Benriach The Twelve
    Cabal No 1513 Aged Rum
    Edradour 10
    Glenfiddich Project XX
    Glenglassaugh Evolution
    Glenrothes Whisky Makers Cut
    Kilchoman
    Machir Bay
    Ledaig 10

  • GOLD £6.00

    Ailsa Bay
    El Dorado 15 Rum
    Tullibardine 15

  • PLATINUM £7.00

    Glendronach 15
    Woodford Double Oaked Bourbon

  • SAPPHIRE £8.00

    Aberlour A'bunadh
    Tamdhu 15

  • DIAMOND £9.00

    Bowmore 18
    Glen Scotia 18

  • VIBRANIUM £10.00

    Bunnahabhain 18
    Glendronach 21
    Glenfarclas 25
    Highland Park 18

WINE AND SPARKLING

  • WHITE
  • Miao Pino Grigio 175ml £5.50 / 250ml £8.00 / Bottle £23.00
  • La Poderosa Viognier 175ml £6.50 / 250ml £9.50 / Bottle £29.00
  • Granbazan Albarino Bottle £40.00
  • RED
  • Domini Venti Appassimento 175ml £6.00 / 250ml £9.00 / Bottle £27.00
  • Blue boy Shiraz 175ml £7.00 / 250ml £10.00 / Bottle £29.00
  • Light My Fire Bottle £40.00
  • ROSE
  • Routas Rose 175ml £7.00 / 250ml £10.00 / Bottle £29.00
  • SPARKLING
  • Miao Prosecco 125ml £6.00 / Bottle £35.00
  • Maillart Platine Brut Bottle £85.00

SOFT DRINKS

  • Fritz Kola £3.30
  • Fritz Kola Sugar Free £3.00
  • Fritz Kola Coffee £3.30
  • Fritz Orange £3.30
  • Fritz Lemon £3.30
  • Fritz Misch Masch £3.30
  • Paisley Lemon & Lime Soda £3.20
  • Paisley Raspberry Lemonade £3.20
  • Paisley Rhubarb Cream Soda £3.20
  • Paisley Strawberry Snowball £3.20

MIXERS

  • Fever Tree Indian Tonic £2.50
  • Fever Tree Light Tonic £2.20
  • Fever Tree Light Mediterranean £2.20
  • Fever Tree Blood Orange Soda £2.20
  • Fever Tree Grape and Apricot Soda £2.20
  • Fever Tree Light Ginger Ale £2.20
  • Fever Tree Light Ginger Beer £2.20
  • Fever Tree Light Madagascan Cola £2.20