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Drinks Menu

LETS DANCE

  • RISE & SHINE £11.25

    East London Vodka, Passionfruit, Raspberry, Pineapple, Apple, Lime
    Introducing the “Rise and Shine”! This drink is so bright and sunny, you’ll need shades just to look at it. So, if you’re looking for a drink that’s as bright as your future, look no further than “Rise and Shine”. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

  • GET FIGGY WITH-IT £11.00

    Whitely Neil Gin, Creme de Figue, Agave, Ginger, Soda
    Welcome to the party, folks! It’s time to “Get Figgy with it” - the drink that’s so delicious, you’ll want to fig-ht anyone who tries to take it away from you! You might be about to fig-ure out your new favourite tipple!

  • SALTED CARAMEL ESPRESSO MARTINI £11.50

    Maker’s Mark, Dead Man’s Fingers Coffee, Stoli Karamel, Salted Caramel, Espresso
    It’s a Salted Caramel Espresso Martini with Bourbon in it. Duh.

  • GIN ‘N’ JUICE £11.75

    Bombay Premier Cru, Velvet Falernum, Lime, Apple, Mint, Ginger Beer
    What adult doesn’t want to drink booze out of a juice box? Refreshingly sesh-able.

  • EL SOLERO £11.25

    Bacardi Spiced Rum, Licor 43, Vanilla, Passionfruit, Orange
    Reminiscent of your favourite ice-cream & made to satisfy the kid in all of us. El Solero is one cool customer. Give this a try and you’ll be ready to take on the world, or at least the dance floor.

  • PHOTOGENIC £12.00

    Grey Goose Essences Strawberry & Lemongrass, Strawberry, Cranberry, Apple, Lemon
    Capture your sweet side with this wonderful creation. You’ll be looking down the lens as you sip on this drink. Say CHEESE!

TIKI

  • MANGOES ON VACATION £11.50

    Deadman’s Mango, Bacardi Carta Negra, Adriatico Orgeat, Lime Sherbet, Mango, Orange, Tiki Bitters, with Don Q overproof rum
    An absolute shock to the senses, you could take a sip, catch a plane, and still be discovering flavours when you land in paradise. It’s pretty fly for a Mai Tai. Sweet, tangy and tropical – don’t burn your eyebrows!

  • JAMAICAN ME CRAZY £11.00

    Langs Pineapple, Pineapple, Sugar, Lime
    How do you like them pineapples! You can almost feel the sand between your toes and the sun on your skin. Cheers mon!

  • WATERMELON SUGAR £11.25

    El Sueno Watermelon Tequila, Ancho Reyes Verde, Watermelon, Agave, Lime, Coriander, Saline
    Fancy a watermelon sugar high? Refreshing, sweet, and just a little bit spicy – just like Harry.

  • SMOKY COLODA £11.50

    El Dorado 3yo, Mezcal Union, Adriatico Orgeat, Coconut, Pineapple, Lime
    Although at first look you’ll think this drink has lost all connection to its heritage, you’ll enjoy the extra challenge this touch of Mexico brings.

  • TARTAN TIKI £11.50

    Dewars Caribbean Smooth, Pineapple-infused Angostura 3, Grapefruit Sherbet, Pineapple, Lime, Soda, Italicus Mist
    Scotland and Sunshine – two things that don’t often go together, but here we are! Summer in a glass.

  • HEADBANGER PUNCH {SHARING COCKTAIL} £22.50

    Bacardi Carta Blanca Rum, Brugal Rum Blanco, Aluna Peach and Pomelo, Lime Sherbet, Apple, Raspberry
    Named for how it makes you feel both while and after you’re drinking it. Skol!

TWISTED CLASSICS

  • BITTER BETTY £11.75

    Crystal Head Vodka, Amaro Montenegro, Passionfruit, Lemon, Tonic
    “Something long with vodka that isn’t too sweet” – you asked, we answered.

  • WHAT'S YOUR POISON? £11.75

    Bombay Sapphire, Lemon Verbena Gin, Lemon, Sugar & Your Choice Of: Midori - Blue Curacao - Aperol
    What’s in the box... WHAT’S IN THE BOOOX? A sour on acid.

  • REAL GEORGIA JULEP £11.50

    Lot 40 Rye, Peach-infused Maker’s Mark, Peach, Mint Leaves
    Y’all ready for some southern charm in a glass? This drink is here to bring you some sweet, sweet, peachy goodness.

  • SWEET DREAMS £15.00

    Macallan 12yr, Wemyss Spice King Whisky, Adriatico Blanco, Cherry, Lemon
    Sweet dreams are made of these. Sweet, sour, sugar, spice – all things nice.

  • RED 75 £11.75

    Apothecary Rose Gin, Italicus, Pomegranate, Pink Pepper, Lemon, Prosecco, Elderflower foam
    A decadent pink drink with a punch – it’s a garden party in your mouth and everyone’s invited!

  • JAPANESE HIBISCUS £11.00

    Roku Gin, Lemon, Sugar, Bombay Bramble, Hibiscus
    This drink will lift you off the ground. Citrus, fruity, floral – layers of flavour.

WILD SIDE

  • BANANA MAMA £11.00

    Lang’s Banana Rum, Aperol, Pineapple, Orange, Grapefruit
    Not too sweet, not too sour, juuust right. Long, refreshing and zingy.

  • MIDNIGHT OWL £11.50

    Peanut Butter-infused Black Tears Rum, Creme de Cacao, Kahlua, Honey, Peychaud’s bitters, Frangelico Cream
    A Snickers bar for grownups – dessert in a glass!

  • SPICE BOY £11.50

    Chilli-infused Ocho Tequila, Aperol, Ojo de Tigre Mezcal, Agave, Mango, Lime, Tajin Rim
    Sick of ordering the same old spicy margs? We’ve only gone and done it. Not for the faint of heart.

  • BARE NECESSITIES £11.25

    Dewars Ilegal Smooth Whisky, QuiQuiRiQui Mezcal, Prickly Pear, Agave, Grapefruit, Lime
    What’s better than a pear? A prickly pear. A little bit sweet, a little bit sour, a whole lot of fun. If it lives on a cactus, you know it’s cool.

  • TAKING THE PISCO £11.25

    Edinburgh Gin, Butterfly Pea Infused Barsol Pisco, Sugar, Lime, Mint, Soda
    You cannot be serious!

  • KEG IN THE HEAD {Sharing Cocktail} £22.50

    Grey Goose, Orange, Lemon, Sugar, Pilot Peach Melba Sour
    Open head, insert alcohol, get twist-turned upside down, like a can of Pilot Peach Melba. Fruity and juicy with just the right amount of fizz. Big enough to fill yer head!

PORNSTAR MARTINIS

  • CLASSIC PORNSTAR MARTINI £11.00

    Absolute Vanilla, Passionfruit, Pineapple, Lime, Aquafaba, Prosecco
    Crafted by the legend Douglas Ankrah, this classic will live on.

  • RASPBERRY PORNSTAR MARTINI £11.00

    Bacardi Raspberry Rum, Raspberry, Apple, Lemon, Aquafaba, Prosecco
    A cross between a Pornstar and a Clover Club – what could go wrong?

  • LYCHEE PORNSTAR MARTINI £11.00

    Haku Vodka, Kwai Feh, Vanilla, Apple, Lemon, Aquafaba, Prosecco
    Everyone loves lychee! And if you don’t, yes you do. A dreamy, creamy delight!

  • PEACH PORNSTAR MARTINIS £11.00

    Edinburgh Gin, Creme de Peche, Peach, Pineapple, Lemon, Aquafaba, Prosecco
    Peach please. They’ve got a real resting peach face! Stay peachy keen with this gorgeous fruity tipple!

  • COCONUT PORNSTAR MARTINI £11.00

    Aluna Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao, Vanilla, Pineapple, Lime, Aquafaba, Prosecco
    Beware falling coconuts! A (blue) tropical twist on the classic.

  • SHARE A BATH £40.00

    Absolute Vanilla, Passionfruit, Pineapple, Lime, Aquafaba, Prosecco
    The Classic Pornstar x4. Served in a bath with a mini bottle of prosecco to share with friends, bubbles for everyone!

STAYING SOBER - LOW ABV

  • AMERICANO £7.50

    Select Apertivo, Cocchi VDT, Soda
    Created in Milan in the 1860’s this drink is the low ABV predecessor to the Negroni.

  • CUCUMBER COOLER £7.50

    St. Germain, Lime, Apple, Cucumber, Mint, Soda or Tonic
    Refreshing, summery and won’t leave you hanging!

  • SUNRISE £7.50

    Adriatico, Orange, Pineapple, Orgeat, Lemon, Grenadine
    Craving an Amaretto Sour but not a hangover? We got you covered. Stick to these and you might actually see the sun tomorrow.

  • A.F. PORNSTAR £6.50

    Pineapple, Vanilla, Passionfruit, Soda
    It’s this absence of giggle juice that allows you to let your hair down and enjoy a social occasion, then arise in fine fettle to pursue whatever tickles your fancy the following day.

  • A.F. MOJITO £6.50

    Lyres White Cane, Lime, Sugar, Mint, Soda
    Crafted using Lyres White Cane non-alcoholic spirit to capture the essence of gently aged white rum. I was in Blackbeard’s crew until I pointed out it was more of a 5 o’clock shadow than a beard. And it was a bit on the ginger side.

  • A.F. ESPRESSO MARTINI £6.50

    Lyres Coffee, Sugar, Espresso
    Crafted using Lyres non-alcoholic coffee liqueur. It may be hard for an egg to become a bird, but it would be harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg and harder still if the egg had a hangover.

WINE AND SPARKLING

  • WHITE
  • Miao Organic Pino Grigio (Italy) 175ml £6.50 / 250ml £9.00 / Bottle £26

    Crisp dry and zesty, mouth-watering
    and refreshing.

  • The Fishwives Club Sauvignon Blanc (South Africa) 175ml £7.70 / 250ml £10.80 / Bottle £33

    Sexy sauvignon, crisp and fresh, with subtle hints
    of gooseberry and passion fruit

  • Chocolate Box Chardonnay (Australia) 175ml £7.60 / 250ml £10.50 / Bottle £32

    Juicy ripe peaches and melon,
    voluptuous and rounded

  • RED
  • Always on a Friday Pinot Noir (Portugal) 175ml £6.50 / 250ml £9.00 / Bottle £26

    Lush juicy ripe fruits, mellow with
    a long smooth finish

  • Blue Boy Shiraz (Australia) 175ml £7.60 / 250ml £10.50 / Bottle £32

    Big and bold, dark berry fruits and
    a hint of soft spice

  • The Fishwives Club Merlot (South Africa) 175ml £7.70 / 250ml £10.80 / Bottle £33

    Juicy ripe plum and cherry fruits, bags
    of flavour and a long smooth finish

  • ROSE
  • The Fishwives Club Pinotage Rose (South Africa) 175ml £6.80 / 250ml £9.40 / Bottle £29.95

    Wonderfully pale pink, softly crisp and dry,
    with hints of summer fruits

  • BUBBLES
  • Miao Organic Prosecco (Italy) 125ml £6.50 / Bottle £37.95

    Wonderfully refreshing, citrus, apple &
    elderflower and lots of lovely bubbles

  • Maillart Platine ler Cru Brut Champagne (France) Bottle £95

    Fresh and elegant, crisp dry with
    great finesse and lovely fine bubbles

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